yo fuck anyone who doesn’t want you in their life and fuck anyone who treats you bad and fuck anyone who breaks your heart because they’re all fuckin losers and they’re definitely not worth your time because your time is precious and the only people who deserve it are people who treat you right and are nice and don’t lie to you and buy you ice cream.
(via little-miss-lalonde)
Can some cosplay wizard make me number 1, 4, and 7? Pleeeeeze?
(Fonte: canaury, via winchesterlicious)
DRAGON AGE: ORIGINS – lonely protagonist runs errands while babysitting group of poorly socialized murderers in order to kill dragon and save country.
DRAGON AGE 2 – lonely protagonist runs errands while babysitting group of poorly socialized murderers in order to get money and blow up city.
MASS EFFECT – lonely protagonist runs errands while babysitting group of poorly socialized alien murderers in order to stop bad guys and save galaxy.
MASS EFFECT 2 – lonely protagonist dies, still has to run errands while babysitting group of poorly socialized alien murderers, working with bad guys to save galaxy.
MASS EFFECT 3 – lonely protagonist mostly cracks under pressure of running errands while babysitting group of poorly socialized alien murderers, some of whom die, not knowing who the bad guys are, still trying to save galaxy.
so if you thought babysitting wasn’t awesome, then you’re probably not doing it the bioware way.
(via hellltrash)
Angelina Jolie announces a double mastectomy to save her life, people get fucking pissed and act like she’s lost everything that’s made her worthwhile in the first place, AND YOU WONDER WHY I FUCKING HATE THE “SAVE THE BOOBIES” TROPE.
BECAUSE NO ONE ACTUALLY GIVES A FUCK ABOUT THE WOMAN’S LIFE. WOMEN JUST HAPPEN TO BE ATTACHED TO A PAIR OF BREASTS. WOMEN AREN’T WORTH SAVING—BUT YOU BET YOUR ASS THE PUBLIC WILL BE IN A RIOT IF A GOOD PAIR OF TITS IS IN DANGER.
(via misterlancer)
(reads ur text post) (looks directly at the camera like im on the office)
(via jungillest)
