Hello there! I’m Matty: your local internet funnyman, horrid necromancer, and metaphysical stunt double. They/Them pronouns. I am over 18 so if you don't feel comfortable with me following you please let me know so I can unfollow you!
every other time i boot up a steam game one of my steam friends messages me telling me to fuck off and i’m always confused at first but then i remember what my profile is rn
the college of winterhold advertising its employability like ‘10% went into full-time employment, 10% went into further study, 10% did f*ck all, 69% became bandits and 1% decided to tame skeevers under a meadery for some reason’
happy summer to dykes in tank tops and basketball shorts, goths who’s makeup is melting, little kids catching frogs and fireflies, guys who just bring their guitar everywhere now, 13 yr olds very obviously in their emo phase during a family vacation, gas station employees, old people sitting on porches, and dogs swimming at the beach
This is basically what my physical therapist had me do for my back problems last year and it helped with the pain so much! Also walk for at least thirty minutes a day, even if it’s just in small chunks throughout the day.